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RoastOS
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YOUR DEVICE HAS OPINIONS

A small interruption
with attitude.

RoastOS turns your iPhone, iPad, Mac and Apple Watch into a source of short, dry and occasionally unnecessary observations.

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01

It has opinions.
You asked for none.

Open RoastOS, tap Roast, add a widget, or let a roast arrive while you are busy doing something supposedly important.

Read it. Smirk. Roll your eyes. Share the damage if necessary. Then get back to your day.

“Safari tabs are now a distributed archive of unfinished thoughts.”
02
ROASTOS / UNREQUESTED OPINION01

Your Home Screen has evolved into a museum of good intentions.

03

Four places
to get roasted.

RoastOS for macOS

macOS

Widgets, optional notifications and a central popup when your Mac feels the need to interrupt you properly.

now availabe in App Store

RoastOS for Apple Watch

Apple Watch

A standalone roast app for your wrist. No iPhone dependency. No notification circus required.

now availabe in App Store

05

You choose the
attitude.

  • MoodRoast / Normal
  • Roasts per hour1–5
  • Widget timingApple-managed
  • NotificationsOptional · Off by default
06

Custom Packs.

Developer Roasts

Playful observations about code, builds, bugs and tabs.

“Xcode is indexing your patience again.”
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Office Roasts

Light workplace sarcasm for meetings, email and spreadsheets.

“This meeting could have been an email with better lighting.”
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Dad Jokes

Clean, simple jokes for the whole family.

“The elevator joke works on so many levels.”
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Sarcasm Lite

Gentle sarcasm with the sharp edges filed down.

“Nothing says simple like a twelve-step shortcut.”
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Motivation

Short, grounded prompts for steady progress.

“Make the next useful move.”
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Private Thoughts

Quiet, reflective lines with a slightly witty turn.

“I had a plan, and then the day submitted edits.”
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LOCAL BY DESIGN

Not a dashboard.
Just a roast.

RoastOS does not require an account, tracking or cloud processing. Its content and app state stay local. On Mac, local device context may be used to make a roast more relevant — it is not uploaded or used to build a profile.

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